MC Aaron is Blarin'

Fuck You.

MC Aaron — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 02:33:22 +0000

Hello, friends. I am taking a break from doing LAUNDRY. Goodbye.

Check out this pic I just drew:

Aaroneous Claims Trailer

MC Aaron — Sat, 14 May 2011 16:36:26 +0000

A trailer for a movie about MC Aaron that will probably never get made. By my pal Anthony.

http://www.perspicaciouslog.com/homepage#!__homepage

I’m Out: RIP Non-Retirement

MC Aaron — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:23:41 +0000

I should’ve stayed retired. Never should’ve come back into the game.

It’s like when Michael played on the Wizards. Did that really happen? We’ll pretend it didn’t.

BUT I do have a few last words. Grant me that.

1) When commenting on something on the internet, men should never write “Yay!”

2) I don’t want to play fantasy sports anymore, but I do, because I get convinced to play. I guess deep down I do want to play. But I don’t want to want that. What should I do? Please advise.

3) If 90210 was still on (and the new one doesn’t count), I bet Steve’s newspaper would be an online newspaper. And David would have a Myspace page for his music. And Val would be doing some sort of scam on the internet. But isn’t it weird that Steve ended up having a paper? You’d think it would’ve been Brandon. I wonder if Jason Priestly was pissed about that storyline. He probably was.

What I’m realizing is, this entire blog is conjecture. It’s worse than Wikipedia. Which isn’t really saying anything, because Wikipedia is awesome. It’s the best thing on the internet. If you want to read about a subject, always go to Wikipedia. If you Google it, you’ll find a billion unrelated bullshit items, or worse, some stupid blog.

Like this one.

Good night, my friends.

It’s time to bathe.

Word (insecurity?)

MC Aaron — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:57:47 +0000

Goddam I can’t stand when someone writes a word and then after it writes “(sp?)”. ESPECIALLY when commenting on something on the internet. You’re on the freaking INTERNET. How about you just look up the spelling of the word? Or learn how to spell, bozo.

This world is going to SH*T (astrsk?)

Ironing Out the Deets

MC Aaron — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 00:01:20 +0000

According to US magazine’s Loose Talk: What the Stars Said This Week, famed boxer Mike Tyson recently said:

“Tupac always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did. That’s my biggest regret.”

Really, Mike? You know you raped someone, right? I’d think that would be your biggest regret.

Really? REALLY? Really. Really?? Really??? Really???? Really…

Real.