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It Takes One to Deconstruct It Takes Two

Posted by MC Aaron on November 9, 2009

Ladies love me
Girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me like
The way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why?
Man, I don’t know 

Rob+Base+&+DJ+EZ+Rock

I heard this jam on the way home from the gym this morning. This particular stanza (Tony Stanza) stood out to me for two reasons.

  1. So girls are really into him, including girls who have never seen him, who like how he raps onstage, even though they have never seen him. I’m not sure that makes total sense.
  2. I like that he doesn’t even know the reason why girls love his rapping. Most rappers give reasons like, “Girls love me because I’m awesome,” or, “Girls love me because I please them to no end,” something to that effect. But Rob Base just shrugs his shoulders. Who knows why girls love me, what’s the diff?

robbaseanddjezrock

Both of these potential snags can be dismissed, because the song is a well-deserved all-time classic. Overall rating for Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock’s “It Takes Two”: A+

a-bear

TonyDanza

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Lost Art

Posted by MC Aaron on October 4, 2009

What ever happened to musicians doing good live covers?

When Nirvana covered “The Man Who Sold the World” on Unplugged, that was amazing. That’s an example of a perfect live cover, because

  1. They’d never covered it before, so it was completely unexpected
  2. Nirvana covering David Bowie is also unexpected
  3. The choice of cover is known enough to be recognized by many but not all
  4. They did a kick ass version

I can’t imagine what it must’ve been like to have been at that show, to hear the opening, to think, “Are they really playing this song?”

It seems like no one does that anymore.

nirvana

bowie

I have this record.

Elliott Smith was also great at covering interesting and unexpected songs.

Also, I’m not trying to say music is bad nowadays or anything like that. I personally think we’re in the midst of a musical renaissance. I’m just doin’ a little trendspottin’.

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Atrophy

Posted by MC Aaron on July 28, 2009

This evening I was talking to someone who was telling me about a guy whose legs are withering away because he’s been in a wheelchair for a few months, ever since getting shot multiple times.

I said, “Atrophy.”

“Yes. Atrophy.”

Then it occurred to me. If I ever make a second MC Aaron album, I am going to call it Atrophy, and the picture on the front will be of a trophy.

trophy
MC Aaron – Atrophy. Drops early next year.

My old idea for my next album title was Aaroneous Claims.

I dunno. It’s probably safer to just stay retired.

retired

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Tix 2 Ride

Posted by MC Aaron on July 23, 2009

I just made up an awesome song. It goes like this:

She’s got a ticket to ra-hide

She got a ticket to ra-ha-hide

She’s got a ticket to ride

But she don’t care

usc

Just kidding, the Beatles made it up.

You’re so dumb for falling for that.

You’re so stupid.

Wait, you’re not stupid. Don’t go. You’re leaving just because I called you stupid? It was a joke.

You’re such a pussy.

I wish you weren’t my friend.

But you are. You’re my best friend. I think you and I should…

  • go out for a nice dinner
  • become roommates
  • possibly split a cab
  • build something together, like a table
  • join the same softball team
  • go halfsies on a cat or dog
  • travel to a few countries in Europe together
  • get a joint bank account
  • never, ever fight again

THE END

beatles

p.s. Go USC Trojans best team ever #1 team in the nation USC baby yeah yeah gooooo Trojan horses fuck UCLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who would ever think that you would spread like mustard?

Posted by MC Aaron on June 20, 2009

I’m a 31 year-old walking twelve blocks down Pico, a 12 year-old at heart.

When you listen to Biggie when you’re high, every song feels 20 minutes long.

And now I’m drinking hot tea on a Saturday afternoon.

Once in a while I begin to re-appreciate a rapper, to fully appreciate that rapper for the first time, and right now it’s the B.I.G. In particular, “Get Money” by Junior M.A.F.I.A.

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For Sleeping, Forever Ago

Posted by MC Aaron on May 25, 2009

Insomnia is the worst. I forgot that New York gives me insomnia.

I should’ve become a fan of Sleeping on Facebook. Then this wouldn’t be happening, and plus then people would know that I am the type of person who finds sleeping enjoyable.

burger-bed-1

So I have some MC Aaron-related news. I rapped on Sirius radio with my pal zimlinghaus.com. We did “Whistlin’”. It was wonderful.

Hmmm, what else.

garfieldbbq

All this BBQ action has prevented me from eating pizza. I didn’t come to New York to eat veggie dogs!!!! Do you hear me?!?!?!!!!!!!

I wish I had gone to Grimaldi’s and walked across the Brooklyn Bridge. Only one more day and it doesn’t look like it’ll happen.

emoticon-eating-pizza

I wish I knew what this emoticon was thinking.

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Harsh, Controversial Criticism Stings Some in Hip Hop Community

Posted by MC Aaron on March 19, 2009

La da di dum dum.

Oh, hey, what’s up.

Just rapping about how awesome I am at rapping.

Cool, so your entire first album is you rapping about the fact that you’re better than me at rapping. My first album is me rapping about sandwiches and girls and stuff.

Stuffing girls with sandwiches.

My latest album is this blog. There are no songs on it but you can sing this blog if you like. They sometimes have it at karaoke.

PEACE.

karaoke21

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