These Birds Don’t Know What Time It Is
Posted by MC Aaron on May 8, 2009
Every night around 10:30 or 11, a few birds start chirping outside my window. Aren’t birds supposed to chirp in the morning?
Somewhere along the line, these birds got mixed up.
Or maybe they know exactly what they’re doing. Maybe these birds are super bad ass, they chirp whenever they want.
Not to be confused with birds who shit wherever they want, which is all birds, at least twice a week on the hood of my car.
[Insert comment about shitting inside a bird's nest here].
Jrose said
I thought you drove a motorcycle. Sellout.
MC Aaron said
I now have both a car and a motorcycle. Sell-in.
A. Reader said
Have you ever shit inside a birds nest?
bmx f*ker said
Which one is the BMW – your car, or your bike?
MC Aaron said
A., I have never shit inside a bird’s nest. Have you? And while you’re at it, please reveal your true identity.
Bmx, I am not into BMW motorcycles. I have an old Kawasaki. And my car isn’t a BMW, either.