Turn Signals

If I’m in a left turn lane, I never put on my turn signal. It’s too obvious. I don’t like that people will sit in the left turn lane with their turn signal on. It bothers me.

I get that you should signal before entering the left turn lane. But once you’re there, you can switch it off.

Would it be wrong to draw in a penis?

Yes.

Sorry.

I just love in the Subway station when penises get drawn onto ads.

That’s my excuse.

Good night.

Oh and also check out my New Yorker submissions section. I added some new ones to the collection.

Guess what I’m listening to? Wrong. Bonnie Prince Billy. “Death to Everyone”. What exactly does he say in that song? “It makes hosing much more fun”? First person to clarify that line wins a photograph which I will tear out of a magazine.

Good night.