Posted by MC Aaron on February 5, 2009
Last night this guy told me that Vin Diesel is gay. Like, that he officially came out as being gay.
I looked it up online and found this:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Vin_Diesel_gay
Wow. Pretty definitive.
Q: Is Vin gay?
A: No, he is not.
Amazing. Well put. An economical answer for these trying times.
Hottie alert!
Q: Hey, WikiAnswers, do trees grow on clouds?
A: No, they do not. They are separate.
Thank you.
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Posted by MC Aaron on February 5, 2009
Hey, guess what.
Today I went to work. I got a free pizza lunch. Then I got taken to dinner.
Beets are wonderful.
I’m not so into cats.
I like The Walkmen.
Basketball is cool.
The original 90210 is the shit.
Tonight I drank expensive 21 year-old scotch at one of Gordon Ramsey’s restaurants because I’m awesome.
Here’s a picture of Chester Cheetah.
So what’s up now.
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Posted by MC Aaron on February 4, 2009
Yo. I don’t think I’m so into cats. Cats are alright. I guess I just don’t like the way they smell. HOWEVER, I do enjoy watching them do stuff.
My favorite thing about cats is how when they clean themselves, it always seems so sudden.
Man, I set out to write about why I don’t like cats. The thing is, I feel bad disparaging an animal. It’s not really the cat’s fault that he shits in a litter box in someone’s house.
Or that he had to take this yearbook photo.
I should say, I like cats, but don’t want one as a pet.
You fuck.
(I needed to give this blag an edge (the edge is gone now that I explained myself (but I could get it back by saying something about my motorcycle (or drinking) (but I’m (probably) not going to)))).
Dazzling use of parentheses!
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