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Nutrition Facts

Posted by MC Aaron on May 8, 2008

When it gives nutrition facts on snack mix, how do they know?

What if you don’t get any almonds in the handful you grab? Will you still get 4% of your daily recommended iron?

What if you pick out a handful of cranberries? Isn’t the nutrition different than if you get cranberries, walnuts, almonds, pecans, raw pistachios and pepitas?

Come on, son. Just give it up.

Nutrition facts on snack mix are too hypothetical.

What? Don’t even bring up Gardetto’s Snack-Ens. I used to down that shit. Haven’t eaten it in years though.

They should call it Gardetto’s Pretzel Mix because it’s mostly pretzels.

One Response to “Nutrition Facts”

  1. Monavie said

    Love it! =)

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