‘Ron Milan: Drivin’
Posted by MC Aaron on April 16, 2008
As some of you may know, there are several things I don’t like about New York: the garbage in the streets, the impatient vibe, all the hustlers trying to get your attention, my stupid neighbors, the overpriced apartments, the “parks” people describe as “nice” but are actually just a bench on cement with a tree or two and surrounded by traffic…
But.
One thing I love about New York is driving up the FDR or over a bridge on my motorcycle when there’s no traffic. Which I did this morning, cruising over the 59th Street Bridge. It felt great.
Motorcycles are awesome.
This is mine:
It’s funny how when you drive a motorcycle people think it’s totally normal to be like, “Ooooh, be careful though, [somebody I know] crashed on one.”
Really? I didn’t know you could crash on motorcycles. Thanks for informing me of that fact. I thought motorcycles come with an anti-accident forcefield. I didn’t realize I should drive carefully. I thought you’re supposed to drive recklessly.
Hey, I noticed you’re about to cross the street. Watch out for those large moving objects on wheels. If you get hit by one, you might get injured.
Hey, I noticed you’re about to eat a cookie. Make sure to chew it, one time my cousin didn’t chew a cookie, he just tried to swallow it in one gulp, and he choked for like 20 minutes.
Hey, I noticed you’re getting older. Watch out, as people age, they tend to get sick more often. Just warning you.
Yeah, that’s right.
Uhhh, this post was supposed to be positive. Sorry. I said I was sorry! Damn son.
Curse you, stimmangamengeezus!
stiggers said
I think its more along the lines of “Hey, I see youre about to snort a massive amount of heroin. Be careful, you know theres a good chance of dying if you do that.”
Newcomer said
it is dangerous. even if you are careful, there’s a pretty good chance that if you get into an accident, you will die.
TOZZLER said
Hey I told you about that route. Props to me.